April fools…
(This is April. He fools people)
I was going to say “Man Tells Wife ‘It Won’t Suck Itself’, And Still Gets BJâ€, but that one is so clearly a fucking lie that you’d have figured that out in a split second…
One of my favorite moments from this day was when I was in 8th grade. My mom always gets me for April Fools. The whole morning before school, nothing…
(What gives?!?!?)
I was wondering if she forgot. Then when I went to put on my coat…
My sleeves were sewn shut, & couldn’t poke my hands through…
My mom shouted “April Fools!â€. It was awesome…
Have a foolish day!
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