Hungry and paranoid. Wait who said that? It makes sex last longer in bed, so now I can go 3 minutes instead of 17 seconds. Oh yeah, and it makes you cough…

(Grampe’s getting stoned)

If it’s really good, you cough longer then cry. It makes my shitty jokes funnier…

Turns out, now older people are smoking it more. Holy shit, think of all the times now you can fuck with them cause they’re baked out of their minds…

(Gammie rolls a tight spliff)

Have em look at their hands…

Then dangle bacon wrapped in cheese served in a taco hat…

Then tell them…

“A man, a plan, a canal: Panama” is spelled the same way fowards and back

Wait for their mind to be blown, then start napping on your couch…

Have a day!