Winning an expensive door stop…

Milli Vanilli won one. Think about it…

(Girl you know it’s not true!)

If you try to give one away to a homeless person they’ll slap you in the face…

And follow up by saying, “If you’ll excuse me, I’ve some trash to pick through”…

(A ruuuuuu?)

I’m not knocking the Grammy’s…wait, yes I’m totally knocking them…

Mostly because I’m a lazy jerk.

The other part is that they really do suck like a hooker in a Vegas cab…

What Do Tea Baggers And Reality Have In Common?

Not much…

(Spot a minority! You can’t!)

Republican’s have become the “no” party, & allied with the Tea Bagger movement. It’s all over but the crying. The party of Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, & Goldwater…

Has become the party of ignorance, hate, “You lie” Wilson, Pence, and Bachman…

(Nice racism there)

Screaming adult babies with voting rattles. People are watching, out you go…

These people do not even live on the same planet as us. Do they breathe air?

(Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight)

Tomorrow it’s all about Ground Hog day…

Have a day!