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Alan Grayson…

October 30th, 2009

Plays the “K street whore” card…

grayson-looking.jpg(Men with “ass chins” can’t be trusted)

During the show he called Linda Robertson – a lobbyist and former adviser to Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernake –  a “K street whore” and didn’t want to apologize…

He did after Anthony Weiner(that’s right, like the penis) called him, “One fry short of a happy meal”. He regretted using a term that’s “disrespectful of women”…

grayson-holding-arms-out.jpg(I ate a grinder this big!)

You remember the Democrat from Florida Alan “Die quickly” Grayson. He’s like the lefts Joe Wilson, except with more material. I didn’t say good material, but material…

Look dude, the right wing nuts already have Michelle Bachmann turner loony drive, Virgina Foxx, and Texas governor Rick Perry. Don’t start down that road ace.

And stop working their side of the street. Get your own bit…

Your Penn Is Stuck In My Dictator…

President Hugo Chavez said he met privately with Sean Penn about shooting a film in the jungle along Venezuela ‘s southern Orinoco river. They also talked politics…

sean-penn.jpg(I’m awesome, just ask me)

Chavez asked Penn to tell Obama he should take action to earn his Nobel Peace Prize, and scrap a plan for the U.S. military to increase its presence in Colombia.

He then went on suggest every outfit Obama should wear for the next 3 years…

After a series of handjobs, they screened two minutes of Shanghai Surprise

He was asked to leave…

But then an aid quickly rushed over to his side and whispered into his ear that he also played Jeff Spicoli in the film Fast Times At Ridgemont High

jeff-spicoli-poster-great.jpg(Great Halloween costume!)

He was asked to sit back down…

Shitty Halloween Costume #89

When the Hockey Mask makes an appearance, it’s a way of saying, “I don’t give a shit, AND I’m still trapped in the 80’s not willing to meat you half way in the 90’s”

hockey-mask.jpg(Nice-n-cheap)

It also says, “I might rape you”. Last year I was Lionel Richie…

lionel.jpg(Don’t dance on my ceiling asshole)

It was a good costume, I looked just like him…

Have a day!

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