It’s Halloweenis Time!

October 29th, 2009

What are you gonna be this year?

funny-t-shirt.jpg(Welp, you’re going home alone)

A dragon? A cat? A drunk politician trying to bury a body in a shallow grave?

If you’re the last one, you live in D.C, and it’s not a costume. Meh, the best part of Halloween is that adults dress up in disguises and say shit like “Your wife has great tits” at parties they would never say in a million years if they didn’t have a mask on

Now the person replies, “That mummy’s a fucking asshole”, not “Ted’s an asshole”…

halloween-party-girls.jpg(Which one has herpes? BUZZ, all of em)

Here’s some cheap simple costumes if you’re running out of time:

-Wear a toilet seat around your neck and say, “I’m going as Jon and Kate’s marriage”
-Get drunk, shout anti semitic slurs, then say, “I’m Mel Gibson”
-Walk around with a plastic dish of fake puke and say you’re “Balloon Boy”
-Wear normal clothes, then jump on peoples couches saying, “I’m Tom Cruise”

The Recessions Over?

Um, someone forgot to tell all the unemployed people…


It sort of like saying, “The worst is over” after a hurricane. Which really means, “We’re royally fucked and’ll be spending the next five years in hell cleaning it all up”…

Have a day!

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