First you had Bush. Then “W”. Now brace yourself for “P”…
(“What u talkin’ bout George Sr?”)
George P. Bush, or “P” for short…
It’s never a good thing when your nickname is synonymous with urine…
He’s Jeb’s kid, but neighbors note he looks an awful lot like the “pool guy”…
(That’s not your kid by birth)
Maybe he’ll come up with cool nicknames like “P Diddy II”, or “Pzizzle”, or “P Flip”
Bush was “41”, and W was “43”. Today “P Flash” is only 33, but many close family members are already referring to him as “47”. Wow, no pressure kid…jeeez…
(Drink! “Is there jizz in it?”)
Do they a have a male baby in the womb they’re referring to as “54”? See, Bush family, I don’t know if you got the memo, but your name is sort of for shit lately…
In fact, HW should be thanking god his kid came along…
(Noooice)
It made him look like a genius president by comparison…
Have a day!