Obey the Neil Patrick Harris!

(Emmy fight!)

He will always love you, need you, then dump you on your Jimmy Fallon ass…

(Have you gone Mad Men?)

Here’s a list of some of the whiners…

-Whoever came in 2nd to Mad Men for Outstanding Drama Series
-Whoever came in 2nd to 30 Rock for Outstanding Comedy Series
-Whoever isn’t Alec Baldwin cause you’re not Outstanding Actor in A Comedy Series
-Anyone who works on America’s Got Talent
-Thes guys:

(Annoying film)

Sorry so short. That’s actually what I tell every woman I sleep with…

Six shows in three days wipes you out…

Have a day!