No, not this…

(The “man” best watch out)

It’s actually more like this…

Can you believe it? He has cat-like reflexes. He’s a sleek agile puma…

If only he could do it with chop sticks, then teach a boy the art of Karate, growing up, and love. What can’t this guy do? I’ll tell you what. Grab the Emo vote…

(Whatever, I don’t care)

Or be a pregnant mother on the cover of Bazaar magazine…

(Betcha it’s Bidens *shudder*)

Dammit, fuck this guy. He can do anything, but he’s way too nice…

I need some gusto, some pop. Start pushing through sound policy. If the GOP is the party of “no” they’re not ever coming around to your side buddy.

Screw em. Time to ram some yummy cake down their throats. Speaking of that, I’m going to go eat an entire package of Little Debbie Nutty Bars…naked…then cry…

Clinton Fractures Elbow…

Going off the top rope…

(Off that top rope suckas!)

That’s right. There just wasn’t enough $ cheddar in being Secretary of State, so she became a pro-wrestler under the name Pants-suit McDick-kicker…

(I will break you!)

Poor thing was going to take Randy Orton off the top rope when he moved at the last second. She’s expected to be back soon after meeting with Angelina Jolie just in time for Wrestle Mania XXVI. Speaking of matches, White Sox vs. Cubs again today!

The Cubs are going down faster than a fat girl on ice skates…

Have a day!