In business!

Steve Hunt, brother of Mike, owner of Signs of All Kinds says his “Going Out Of Business”, and “75% Off” signs are booming…

(Still beats Out Of Business)

Remember, one man’s misery is anothers cash cow…

Think of other places that cash in on human misery: Methadone clinics, Bankruptcy attorney’s, Divorce attorney’s, Attorney attorney’s, and Casino’s…

If you can afford to pay for the sign instead of making one yourself, maybe that’s why you’re going out of business. When Steve goes out of business, then people will either make them themselves, or go to carnival style barkers with a megaphone…

(Why does everything I whip leave me?)

They’ll say stuff like, “Say, did ya hear about the grand old sale?”, and “Step right up, come one, come all to the Men’s Wearhouse where clip on bow ties are 90% off!”

Down Goes Cramer! Down Goes Cramer! Down Goes Cramer!

Stewart is mad funny, but he’s also going for truth. It works…

Jon went toe-to-toe with Mad Money’s Jim Cramer, and knocked him the f-train out! I haven’t seen someone get undressed so quickly on TV since watching Bed Room Eyes 3 on Skin-a-max at 3am…

(Hug me, love me!?!?)

I believe it was the very brave Inigo Montoya who said, “Men with sleeves rolled up past the elbow are not to be trusted”…

Everytime I feel a little bad for Jim, I realize he’s complicit for inaction. He knew. He watched as the CEO’s drove their luxury get-a-way car from robbing us blind and causing much of this financial crisis, and did nothing…

I want to kick Jim in the balls, really hard, with lead boots. But I’ll have to check with Jon first, because I believe he still has them in his purse…

Have a day!