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Schadenfreude Shots Fired…

January 29th, 2009

You see a man walking on the street in winter…

They slip on the ice and fall, and you and your friends laugh…

Now they get up, pull a gun, and start shooting at you? Well, it happened…

bad-guy.jpg(You laughed at his wives cankels)

A man fired six shots in all as the group of friends fled, but one of them was struck in the ankle. The 20 year old was treated and released from the hospital on Saturday…

Guns don’t kill schadenfreude, people kill schadenfreude…

What’s next? Overweight people shooting the producers of The Biggest Loser? Comedian’s getting shot for telling bad Mexican jokes? Italians getting shot for creating Las Vegas?

Just think, Blagojevich could shoot the entire United States for laughing at him. Schadenfreude is our most basic right as humans. We laugh because it’s not us. Without it, everybody’s cool all the time…

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This is serious shit. If people are scared of getting shot, we’ll no longer laugh at horrific wedding toasts, people publicly breaking up at sporting events, unzipped flies, toilet paper on the shoe, farts, boogers, or terribly miss-spelled personal e-mails sent to the entire company by accidentally hitting reply all

Way to go Obama, this is the change you speak of?

Police Recover Super Bowl Rings

Authorities say they have found 27 New York Giants Super Bowl rings, valued at more than $170,000, stolen last June from a Massachusetts jewelry manufacturer. They already have a suspect in custody…

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Patriots coach Bill Belichick! Upon arrest he said, “Fu#k you, you fu%king, fu$ks. I didn’t fu#king take sh#t”. He then bite three cops and urinated on the booking desk to mark his territory…

For those who don’t know much about Bill, here’s a nice breakdown from the Onion:

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Cat Barbershops

They’re coming! Be scared, very scared…

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Enjoy Bladorkavich’s speech today, it’s gonna be good. Have a day!

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