X-Ray glasses!

(This is prototype X-348297, Plasma series 20R)

Just think what we can do with these babies! Now you can see if that co-worker of yours is cute underneath without playing strip Jenga, or having to sleeping with them. Drug dealer doctors won’t have those cumbersome “older” x-rays machines to wait on when removing bullets after a “deal gone bad”. We can even cut rising costs at the airport by giving each TSA screener a pair. You tell me which costs more, those big ass bag x-ray conveyor belt and metal detectors, or a $1.99 pair of sweet glasses? I’m just sayin’…

Look for them in stores soon!

Oh, just so you know…between you and I…

**John looks around, then leans in to whisper**

Arnold knew exactly what Willis was “talkin’ bout”…

(See if you can spot the double homicide occurring)

Have a fun weekend, and don’t get pregnant!