(The only way to fly)

Is the gassy guy sitting three rows ahead dropping monster, tear inducing, ass-goblins the entire trip then having the great fortune of getting off the plane before me…

You know; so I can bask his musky butt funk a few more moments…

When the flight attendant walks up and asks, “Can I get you something?”, just say, “Yes, could you please get me a cork to shove up that guys ass?”

Fly safe, be strong, and wear nose plugs!