NY Mayor Bloomberg seeks a ban on over sized sugary drinks in

Theaters, restaurants, sports areas, & more. What’s “and more”?

(Spot the douche)

Back yards? Homes? Basements? Mouths? This shit has gotta

Stop buddy. I can wait until there’s a law about how much shit

I can make into the toilet. Government can be a useful tool for

(Mayor Bloomberg)

Good, or a moronic red tape brick wall of immense ignorance

I’ll take #1 for $100 Jack. It’s funny, I just passed a ban on all

Dipshit bans that make no fucking sense. Boom! It just passed

Have a weekend!