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Rush “Charming” Limbaugh stepped in it again, but this time

(Stupid listeners)

Is very different. It’s now hitting him in the pocketbook…hard

Act 1-The process of being a total fucktard to other humans

Rush called Georgetown law student Sandra Fluke a “slut” &

(Yes, I’m a dick)

A “prostitute”. Since he somehow believes that now the US is

Paying for her birth control, which it’s not. It’s her insurance

Company that’d pay it, he said, “we want you to post the [sex]

(Wow, you’re a massive dick)

videos online so we can all watch”. Stupid is what stupid does

Act II-The equal & opposite reaction to someone being an ass

Advertisers are acting like a teen kid during sex & pulling out

(“But I like $”)

There have been eight total as of my post, & with more to come

He placed his $ where his big mouth is, & doesn’t like the taste

The best way to get through to this insane turd is his pocketbook

(Rush’s cat “Mr Cholesterol”)

Act III-The shallow hallow non-apology written by a lawyer

The chair with the talking hemorrhoid is now sorry. But why?

Simple, he lost 8 advertisers. He’s not sorry. How can you be

(It’s great!)

Sorry for something you don’t even know you did? You can’t

His apology? Oh, you’ll like this. It’s that delicious BS stew…

“For over 20 years, I have illustrated the absurd with absurdity,
three hours a day, five days a week. In this instance I chose the
wrong words in my analogy of the situation. I did not mean a personal
attack on Ms. Fluke”…he continued: “My choice of words was not the
best, and in the attempt to be humorous, I created a national stir. I
sincerely apologize to Ms. Fluke for the insulting word choices”

First off, YES YOU FUCKING DID. You did it 3 days straight

You effectively gave the classic non-apology apology to CYA

Translation: “My advertisers showed me the error of my ways”

(Oh shit)

He apologized again today, meaning “I’m double sorry I lost $”

Today he miss-pronounced her last name as “Fluck” as in “fuck”

It’s Fluke, as in Luke, nuke, & puke. It’s the thing Rush’s career is

Wow buddy. I do this for a living. You’re not funny at all or sorry

You may disagree with this young lady. Fair enough. Then put

Forth an argument that soundly confronts her views. Even be a

Little clever about it. Right it correctly. Guess what? Rush can’t

(Rush’s head writer)

And it’s the main problem with today’s Republican party. Rather

Than offer valid facts & strong clean arguments against the facts

She laid out, they use hate, personal insults not based in reality &

Big lies solely attempting to destroy the messenger. It detracts us

(Simple, elegant, true)

From the original issue they couldn’t address. And it’s all so…sad

Dude, Don Imus made big fun of you. Your career is far past over…

Have a day!

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