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Where Abouts? *Holds Up Hand*

February 28th, 2012

Michigan, Michigan, Michigan. Where fort art thou Michigan?

(Find “Lake Flacid Penis”)

When you ask someone where they’re from in MI, just hold up

The palm of your hand because it’s shaped exactly like the state

(Hey now)

If you’d like to know why the entire GOP race looks murky, just

Look at someone who shit in a toilet. What color’s all the water?

(I know, sorry)

Murky brown. Unless you drank grape Gatorade, then greenish

In the GOP Michigan Primary, it’s down to Romney & Santorum

(Four out of 8 ain’t bad)

Like picking which turd taco you like better. This one or that one

Have a day!

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