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Aspirin For Birth Control?

February 17th, 2012

Leave it to Rick “Frothy” Santorum’s biggest political fundraiser

(Um, a black hat=a bad guy)

To go & say the stupidest thing ever. Ha, ya know I’m just kidding

They always say the stupidest things, can’t help it. They’re stupid

(Yes, case in point)

His super PAC money man Foster Friess(is that name or brand of

sunglasses, or a super villain?) said this on a MSNBC daily show:

(“I say really stupid shit”)

“Back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraception.

The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly”

Then he did about 20 minutes of outdated “Woman’s Period” bits

(Zing!)

A weak joke about ladies using aspirin so they don’t spread their legs

Wow, I guess bags-o-douche really do always stick together. Niceee

RIP Gary “The Kid” Carter

Former New York Mets catcher Gary Carter died yesterday due to

A malignant brain tumor.  He was 57. His nickname was “The Kid”

Because he always had a smile on his face. He lived baby. And you

Should remember that too. Tonight do something fun, crazy, & wild

Like howl at the moon, light your farts on fire, or hump a dumpster

Then blame it on me. I’ll take the heat, & the cops’ll already expect it

Have a weekend!

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