Last night was the Republican debate hosted by CNBC
It was supposed to be a debate on the global economy
(Yep)
But every Republican only wanted to talk about our domestic economy
With 3 ideas: tax cuts, cut all spending, & cut all levels of government
(Tried it from 2001-08)
That’s it. We played a drinking game, where you if heard:
Free market, private sector solution, tax cuts, cut spending
Washington’s broken, let you keep more, too big to fail
(I make no sense)
Get government out of the way, grow the economy, freedom
You had to drink. We were shitfaced in the 1st 5 minutes
Rick Perry can’t remember three government areas he’d cut
(Maybe one is his mic)
But he’s sure he wants to cut them. Wow, his campaign is over
Herman Cain won’t address his accusers allegations at all
But he’ll sure tell you about his largely discredited 999 plan
(999 damnit)
In fact, it was his answer everytime. I totally shit you not
It was his answer even when that wasn’t the question
How will you address the financial crisis in Italy from effecting us?
(9-9-9 fuckers!)
Cain: My 999 plan(questioner asks again citing he didn’t answer)
How will you get our job market going jump starting our economy?
Cain: My 999 plan(wait what the fuck?)
How will you avoid being caught lying on camera about harassment?
(Bet it’s 999)
Cain: It’s all about my 999 plan
I’m positive you’re not even listening to these words right now?
Cain: When you want some fine wine, it’s time for my 9-9-9
(Wow, I got nothing)
What sticks it to the middle & working class families favoring the rich?
Cain: My 999 plan
What’s a steaming pile of shit that virtually every economist discredits?
Cain: It’s clearly my 9-9-9 plan
What should you roll up, then cram directly up your own asshole?
Cain: My 9-9-9 plan
(My choke & punch plan)
The entire Republican party debates have become something new
Like a strange factually incorrect circus of corporately owned
Crazy lying puppets for the top 1% who are all fucking stupid
The best candidate on the stage last night was Jon Huntsman
Speaking Of Jon’s, Super Moron Divine Jon Corzine
Ex-Democrat New Jersey governor Jon Conzine can’t handle money
The good people of Jersey already figured that out so bye dipshit
But he killed a company called MF Global by basically betting
(I’m a big dickhole)
This goofy ass bet everything on propping up all of Europe’s debt
He said: “I feel great sadness for what has transpired at MF Global
& the impact it has had on the firm’s clients, employees & others”
No, you took their money, & fucking blew it all you moron
Every casino is holding a “Jon Corzine Night” to make more $
Have a day!
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