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Happy Halloweenis!

October 31st, 2011

It’s that time of year where every girl dresses up sexy

(My batpants got tighter)

As a sexy firefighter, or sexy nurse, or sexy cop

But here are a few costumes you won’t see “sexyized”:

(Us as Like & Unlike buttons)

“Sexy IRS auditor”, “Sexy STD”, & “Sexy Septic Tank Cleaner”

Hot Harassment In 30 minutes Or Less

Would you like some sausage on that harassment?

Turns out Herman Cain was accused of sexual harassment

(Shocking-ish)

While he was president & CEO of the of the NRA from 1996-mid 99

Wait a second, settle down, it’s the National Restaurant Association

Not the guns ones. POLITICO learned of the allegations against him

(I only harass this much)

Two female employees complained to colleagues & senior association

Officials about inappropriate behavior by Cain. Read it here

But they settled it of court for a cash amount & can’t disclose details

(Pay your troubles away)

A questioned Cain said “I was falsely accused” & charges “totally false”

Then said “charges were dropped” & “I am unaware of any settlement”

Really? No, really? Of course he never harassed them…ever

You always settle with folks making them sign a non-disclosure paper

For no fucking reason, when nothing happened. Common knowledge

When you “settle” with a $ amount; you “payed your way out” of a suit

I’d love to know the amount. Bet it’s in the 1 million range or so

It’ll all come out. It always does. But these dumbfucks never learn

He’s going down faster than a fat kid on ice skates

Have a scare-free day!

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