Bet you didn’t know which US city is the worst for Bed Bugs?

(I can see em in my bed from here)

New York! Oh, you did…because you’ve seen

Leather coat clad BedBug “gangs” harassing folks in Central Park…

(Christian BB Gangs?)

Well bet you didn’t know what #2 was?

Columbus Ohio. For reals…

Woops)

Don’t let the two buildings over 20 stories or the camouflage fool you

The bed bugs there are nasty, somewhat board, and enjoy jerky-n-hunting…

So like us, soooooo like ussssssssssss

14 States May Target US Citizenship…

Finally! Thanks again Arizona…

(Color away)

You’re like the creepy racist uncle that keeps on giving…

They seek legislation to encourage states to prevent children of illegal immigrants

From being granted citizenship under the 14th amendment

(1800, really?)

Ah yes, protect the Constitution…until it doesn’t let me hate other people

Guess Indians can kick these pricks out now according to their own logic

Who cares about jobs, the economy, the housing market and other important shit?

What we need to do is make sure “imm-a-gints” are kicked out or killed

(Ah, McCarthyism Beck logic)

It’s what Merica was founded on. We’re not some inclusive melting pot…

We’re a nation of scared older bigoted white people slowly becoming the minority

If you act now…we’ll throw in an Archie Bunker Lazy-boy chair…

The Secret To A Happy Marriage

Is living in different zip codes…or having an elaborate Thunderdome style fighting pit

(Shhh…it; SHIT! naanana)

“Two people enter, one person leave…all problems solved”

Have a day!