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Ahem, Alaskan Barbie…

November 29th, 2010

You’re now on hour 17…and you were only slotted for “15 minutes”

*Taps his watch looking at her with disgust*

palin-in-white-jacket-looking-back.jpg(Wait, I got more stupid shit to say)

She doesn’t know it, but she’s now officially a media disease

It’s called “Palin Attention Deficit Personality Disorder”

That is when you say some really stupid shit, forget you did…

Then quickly blame others for pointing it out

sarah-palin-at-podum-hands-out.jpg(Your ears heard it wrong)

She thinks Communist North Korea is now suddenly our ally

When Beck corrects your geography, you just moved to the head of special-ed class…

I knew it, she’s fucking Kim Jong Il. Does Todd know about this?

kim-john-il-ta.jpg(Not for long, Sarah’s coming)

Stop looking at it. It only encourages her. Then she thinks you want “more”…

I imagine a monkey flinging it’s own shit in a zoo with wild excitement suddenly stopping as it sees her photo. Then a “pity” tear sadly rolls down it’s chimpy cheek…

Bears Sit Atop NFC North!

Wow, talk about “shit I never expected this year”…

uncle-johns-painted-toes.jpg(My toes painted after losing a bet)

The Chicago Bears beat the Eagles 31-26 soundly…

Christmas came way too early this year. Sadly like I do every night…

I’m a crappy lover what can I say

Have a day!

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