Literally

(Oddly, they’ll never see this)

They’ve doubled their population in Elizabethtown PA in the last 20 years

Wow, I guess without ipods, TV, & interent…

(Sounds right)

You’re just left with having sex & making babies

I feel sorry for Amish women

They’ll never know the sheer joys of a dishwasher, a microwave, or a vibrator…

(Wacky)

But mostly a microwave. Think of all the Bagel-fuls, & popcorn their missing out on

BTW, Amish DJ’s suck…

Speaking Of Babies, Iran Will Pay Top $ For Them

Unless they’re gay, black, Iraqi, or anything else that isn’t 100% Iranian

(”I paid top $ for you”)

Then it’s no cash, and you must get rid of them

Oh, they must also be born with full Ahmadinejad beards

And be supplied with tiny Members Only tan coats. It’s the law

Have a day!