Catches your attention, no?

(Puke…coming…up)

Just think of the Incredible Hulk puking after a heavy night of hulk-like partying…

(Hulk, like to party harty)

It’d be “Incredible Puke” from a big green Incredible guy…

But no, it was when I went on the Hulk ride at Universal Florida

(The “Hurlinator”)

Someone had a “Gamma Spill”(true story)

Surely a sign of a great ride when it can pull the contents of kids stomachs out

(Hulk & Batman dating?)

I’m assuming Spider-Man makes em shit themselves, so I’ll pass

Oh, and “yes”, we went on the Harry Potter ride. It’s an amazing experience

But I got Hogwarts, and then broke my wand

Things You Shouldn’t Do

(Good advice)

-Piss on cops shoes while he’s writing you a ticket
-Read the “comments section” on any Yahoo article
-Start crying loudly when someone at work calls you into their office
-Shit your pants, then change yourself on a bathroom “diaper deck”
-Use a magic wand pointing at a person talking & say, “Shut your mouthious!”
-Go to any water park in a bright neon yellow Speedo
-When at a public toilet going #1 shout, “Oh my god it burns!”

Enjoyed vacation, but it’s great to be back in action. Thanks out to all you ass kickingly great people who follow this silly crap. I’m humbled and grateful. Now go do something absolutely terribly wrong today, and then blame me for all of it…

Have a day!