We have this little nugget…

(Now we’re love cause Sarah said so)

How do you think this all went down?

Levi: I want back in. The world is cold & sucks

Palin: Well shit face, listen up. Only two ways that remotely happens. Public apology by swearing allegiance only to me, and marry my stupid assed daughter…

Bristol: Mom, I don’t even like him anymore. There’s this really sweet nice honest Barista named Steve at the Coffee Clutch I like. He sings, writes poetry, reads…

Palin: Shut your word hut missy. You’re not marrying some progressive Stalin Nazi Hitler hippie baby killer. You’re marrying this super turd cause he’s really weak…

(Sign her up)

It shouldn’t be called Us, or People…

They should merge the magazines and call it People Who Aren’t Like Us

Have a day!