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Iron Man 2 VS Kick Ass

April 30th, 2010

Should be on PPV, but who would win?

iron-man-2.jpg   VS.  kickass-wallpaper.jpg

Um, neither. They’re fucking comic book characters…

But if you had to guess, I’d say Iron Man 2. Mostly because he actually HAS a suit with amazing super powers. Kick Ass only had a wet suit and two taped metal pipes. That’s it. Last I checked having a “wet suit” wasn’t really a super power…

It IS “helpful” when scuba diving under the sea to avoid scrapes…

wet-suits-are-fun.jpg(Will not stop sharks)

But against Iron Man, not so much. Now how about Kick Ass VS Tony Stark?

Um, now I have to go with kick ass

See, the SUIT makes Stark powerful, where as Kick Ass has metal bones…

Final question Gandhi VS Sarah Palin? Winner faces The Greatest American Hero…

greatest-american-hero.jpg(Wait, don’t go in there! I pooped)

Palin, cause she’ll instantly go for foreign objects, and low blows…

Have a day!

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