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Yes indeed. The Insane Clown Posse has struck comedy gold. The only problem…

icp-color.jpg(Come with us on an ignorance trip)

They’re supposed to be musicians. See for yourself. The song is called “Miracles”

Some gems from this glorious masterpiece:

-“And I don’t wanna talk to a scientist
Y’all motherfuckers lyin, and getting me pissed”

-“Fuckin rainbows, after it rains”

icp-guys.jpg(How DO magnets work yo?!?!)

-“Niagara Falls and the pyramids
Everything you believed in as kids”

-“Music is all magic
You can’t even hold it”

Let’s look at the first one. Um, I can see a big problem with this one…

How are you two clowns ever going to find out “how magnets work” if you “won’t listen to Scientists”? Number two, it’s light reflecting though water making it a prism showing a color spectrum jackholes. BONG! Miracle understood and explained

scooby-doo-mystry-solved.jpg(Mystery solved by meddling kids)

The third one, I don’t know about you, but I thought fucking monsters lived under my bed & would wait until my foot hit the floor to grab me sucking me into another “monstery dimensions” to eat my face off. And the last one, you can’t physically hold rational thoughts, but they’re there. Unless you’re the ICP, then, not so much…

Can’t wait until they turn their water faucet on and become totally like “Fucking water! It like…comes outta a faucet-n-what not up here in the hizzy. My cup gets full, I drink it, and then I fill that lil’ bitch up again. It’s a fuckin’ miracle right there!”

Have a day!

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