Put down your hammers & 2 X 4’s, cause Ms. Tina “nailed it!”…

(You betcha!)

I call her “Ms. Tina” because it makes me feel in touch with my “overly white blackness”, or OWB. Now she’d like to show you the new Sarah Palin Network…

I just wish there was more farting in the sketch

Farting animals, or farting something is big laughs…

(NOW it’s hi-larious)

If you could throw in a talking animal or talking car that’d be nice too. Totally not trying to tell you how to do you job at all, but if you don’t mind I’d like it if you just did what I said instead of what you’re currently doing during your job now

Sarah Palin is the “Kim Kardashian” of Tea Bagging politics…

Why Use A Gun…

When you could use this?

(Can I get a 64 oz cup of gravy?)

A quality jacketed bullet costs $1.50 a piece, and you have to fire at least 5 to make sure they’re dead. With just 1 KFC Double Down you can kill em for just under $5

You can now take your savings of $2.50, & wash one load of laundry at Spin City…

Have a day!