In a bold move, president Obama decided we should all be focusing on ways to save $ while at the same time making it. He came up with a new innovative plan…

It’s called the SYSTEM. It stands for Sell Your Small Toddlers Ensuring Money

(I support SYSTEM!)

On E-bay the small white one’s are big sellers now, but who knows what’s next…

It could be your Mexican child, or black child. All big $…

(I can’t any $ for Bill)

Come on America, let’s do it together. Sell your fucking kids already!

Hip New Alt Rock Band Becomes “Meh” Backyard BBQ Band

New alt rock band Bushtits was a the buzz of Michael Jenson’s back yard “Get Ready For Summer” BBQ on Thursday night, but blame a “late start” on the problems…

(Pick out the Blockbuster manager)

The buzz was strong at first, after a cover of Night Rangers “Sister Christian”, but then faded at the night went on. They played for about another 50 minutes…

Then people had to “bolt” to “get up for work tomorrow”…

By the time they played their original song “Thunder Pussy”, it was poorly received…

Only 5 people remained, and one was a guy leaning on the keg who puked.

They all looked at each other, then stopped playing. Meh…

Have a day!