names themselves “The Situation”?

(He’s “greater than” signs!)

Were “Creepy Italian American Stereotype” & “Captain Taint Face” already taken?

Jersey Shore, more like Jerky Bores?

(Wee, the talentless whore parade!)

No? Nothing?

Then you wouldn’t have liked Jerky Snore, or Jerky Whores either…

We all wait with baited breath for his DUI/Sex Tape/illigetimate kid event

Have a day!