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Let’s Go For A Bike Ride…

January 29th, 2010

Today!

frozen-bike.jpg(Hope no one steals it)

Oh, it’s 10 degrees out. Shit mother nature, who pissed in your coffee?

Winters in Chicago are like a serial statutory rapist, always stuck in the teens…

eskimos.jpg(Man with his Schaumburg IL home)

It’s not the cold so much as the “having to go outside to get places” part…

When are they ever going to figure out the Star Trek transporter technology?

star-trek-transporter.jpg(Spock, r u out of your Vulcan mind?)

Lazy quantum entanglement scientists. Let me get this straight, you can’t invent a transporter, but can make a human sleeping bag blanket called the Snuggie?

Fuck you very much…

Is Your Hotel Mini-Bar Out To Get You?

Yes. Yes it is…

hotel-mini-bar-closed.jpg(You know you want me)

Actually, it’s built for people who are cash heavy, lazy, agoraphobic, or all three…

That means if you got $ to blow, whine when the remote is 3 inches out of reach, or are scared to death in leaving the comfort of your own room for mental reasons…

They got cha…

guy-with-mini-bar.jpg(I found women’s shoe’s inside!)

To everyone else I say this: DON’T FUCKING TOUCH THE MINI-BAR!

*Slaps your hand away from the mini-bar door*

Get in your car, go to the store, & get macadamia nuts for $2; not $15…

If you’re going to put expensive nuts in your mouth, don’t overpay

Have a day!

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