Except maybe a new nose job…

(Sniff the armpit of death)

You remember him saying that in Dirty Dancing. Maybe you remember The Outsiders, Red Dawn, Road House, or that sexy odd-as-shit pottery scene in Ghost…

(Boo!)

However you remember him, he was something special. Patrick Swayze passed at the age of 57 after an almost two year battle with deadly pancreatic cancer.

Look Cancer, let’s make a deal. You take all the assholes you want(Joe Wilson, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh I’m looking in your direction), but leave the good ones alone…

My favorite thing he ever did was on SNL…

(Eyes…burning…hurting…)

Odd, sad, and funny…

Harrison Fords Want To Do Indiana Jones 5?

I thought he was 109…

(I like naps!)

Neat, should we called it “Indiana Jones And The Medicare Hip-replacement”, or “Indiana Jones And The Search For The Best Early Bird Special”?

Let sleeping whips lie…

Kanye West Has…

More new half-assed apologizes than Serena Williams…

(Somebody looks sad)

I’m surprised when he was on Leno he didn’t stand up, then interrupt himself…

Only to be mad about it, then apologize a day later in all caps…

(It ain’t all about you ego trip)

It would of been funny if Leno reached over & slapped Kanye last night then said, “Sorry, that slap was actually for Joe Wilson, but you’ll do”…

He apologized, so like a super shitty relationship, let’s all move on…

Have a day!