Could have won two Emmy’s for her Palin impressions…

(You betcha!)

Instead, she won one.

She said, “Mrs. Palin is an inspiration to working mothers everywhere,” Fey said, “because she bailed on her job right before the Fourth of July weekend.”

“You are living my dream. Thank you, Mrs. Palin!”

During her acceptance speech Kanye West grabbed the microphone to tell her that the entire cast of CSI:Miami should’ve won everything.

Except David Caruso…

(Cue Coldplay)

Never David Caruso…

Kanye West Produces Career Turd!

This weekend at the VMA’s, Talyor Swift won an award. During her speech…

Cock salad Kanye West decides to interrupt the poor girl…

(Drop the mic attention whore)

He decided to say “I am really happy for you,”

“But Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time.”

Thanks for the advice, and taking this young talented artist moment…

You bag of dicks…

(With all the $ why so angry?)

He did issue an apology ending in “much respect”. Too bad he didn’t have it then…

If anyone wins a VMA in the future, please do me a favor and make sure to avoid stepping in Kanye West’s career turd he laid on that stage…

(Kanye West costume)

Can’t wait for the newest headline in two weeks…

“Kanye West outburst interrupted by Hall & Oates Spat”

Nancy Pelosi Sucks Wind

She is a huge pile of jerk…

(Sham)

With her now softening on the “public option”, we find out a lobbyist for one of the country’s most prominent private health insurers announced a fundraiser for the California Democrat this weekend. Let’s do some simple math shall we?

Pelosi + Big Insurance Lobbyists = Taint Hat

Have a day!