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Rearended By Bernie!

June 30th, 2009

Bernie Madoff “prison bitch” gets to spend the last 25 years of his life getting passed around like a one-hitter at a Dave Matthews concert…

bernie-prison-bitch.jpg(Say bitch!)

And it couldn’t happen to a bigger assface…

He got 150 years, then had the balls to ask the judge for “leniency”…

the-ponzi.jpg(Dick hat)

Judge chin called his acts of looting people, “extraordinarily evil”, and said no…

I’m surprised he didn’t get the gavel shoved up his ass by the judge…

Oh yeah, and his wife Ruth, not charged at all. Being silent is the same as doing it…

bernie-ruth.jpg(She knows)

What a royal Bitch. She gets 2.5 million from US prosecutors. Boo hoo…

Don’t give me shit for excuses sister. Your excuses are like cat shit in the house…

No one wants any of it, and it really stinks…

Sayings I Don’t “Get”

Here’s one: “I could care less”. Shouldn’t it be, “I couldn’t care less”. That would make it right meaning “I already don’t care, but now I care even less than that”. The 1st way sounds like you still care saying, “I could care less, but now I’m interested”…

funnysayings3.jpg(High-larious!)

Here’s another one: “Knock yourself out”. What? You say, “I want to skateboard off the picnic table”. Your friend says, “Knock yourself out”. You should say, “If I’m unconscious, how can I still skate off the table? That makes no fucking sense”…

Think about it. If you have others one’s let us know…

Have a day!

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