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Even the Grim Reaper’s working over-time for job security…

death.jpg(It was autoerotoasphyxiation, not me)

Three people in three days? Settle down “Death”, you’re over worked…

First Ed McMahon, then Farrah Fawcett, now Michael Jackson…

How about taking a fucking “staycation”, hanging out with your dog “Bonezy”, or try building a nice relaxing model and enjoy getting high off the glue fumes?

grim_reaper-1.jpg(Farmers want this beaut)

The thing I feel bad about is that Michael Jackson’s death sort of “upstaged” Farrah’s Fawcett’s death. Farrah had cancer. While many people close to Jackson are saying he was addicted to prescription drugs and over-dosed. Those don’t compare…

fuckcancer.gif(Good point)

While Farrah was “taken” by cancer, Michael appears to have “quit” from his sadness. I’d like to have them change places for one day, hoping Michael could really learn the words to “Man In The Mirror”. Fuck cancer…with a big rusty chainsaw…in the face…

Jackson was the most influential pop-superstars and artists to exist in music. A wunderkind. In the late 70’s with Off The Wall, we couldn’t stop until we got enough. He was music in the 80’s with Thriller(a masterpiece never outsold/outmatched)

3003326860_73d59d6963.jpg(Tiger was “hooked” too)

He was also never outmatched at fucking little kids, or at best “Fondlin’ them”. When you ply a 12 year-old cancer ridden kid with prescription drugs and wine, and want them to sleep in your bed, you got serious issues. But then when it looks like he’s going to “talk” you offer his family $20 million to keep quiet and drop everything…

Chances are pretty fucking good that you just paid for a “service”…

michael-jackson-bart.jpg(Poor Bart)

The kid didn’t have “parents”, he had “pimps”…

Now that Michael’s gone, what will plastic surgeons do for a living?

Shit, who’ll put a diaper on Bubbles or dress him in silly human clothes?

Too soon? Yeah, but I feel like Michael Jackson jokes are sort of like the bargin bin at stores. Most are cheap, unless you stumble across a gem and find value in it…

Sadly he was a victim then eventual slave to his own success…

Who opened up “Neverland Wrestling Camp For Teens” before his passing…

Cross town classic, White Sox vs. Cubs today at 3:05pm on the southsidddde…

Have a day!

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