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June 19th, 2009

Scott Linebrink decided the Cubs should win the crosstown classic yesterday…

linbrink.jpg(Wonder Crap powers activate!)

That’s why he blew a four run lead in the bottom of the 8th to tie the game at 5-5

The Cubs went on to win in the bottom of the 9th 6-5 on a Soriano walk-off single…

He should have a big C on his uniform now. Not for Cubs, but for Craptacular!

choke.jpg(Jean Claude Van Damme’s career)

We choked harder than Lindsay Lohan on a porkchop…

Mars Stinks

Scientists recently found out that Mars smells like ass. It’s science fact…

spongebob_smelly.jpg(Life On Mars)

Going to Great America today. Yey lines!

Before I go, I’m eating 7 sausage McMuffin’s, 2 corn dogs, and 3 cotton candy…

I weep for who ever sits next to me on the roller coasters…they’ll wear my food…

Have a day!

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