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Long answer, no. Short answer…wow that was short. Football gives ya

only 3 things your lover can’t: 1) indigestion from the dips or pizza 2) a

(truth hurts)

euphoria in taking credit for actions of others in a sport you’ll never do

and 3) gives you the highs & lows that only a bi-polar disorder can offer

Things it can’t do: snuggle, help you dress better, point out movie plot

holes, yell at you for snoring, take a bath, sex, cook, do laundry, or pick

up the dry cleaning because it’s -21 out and well just fuck all that noise

(zing!)

So go enjoy the playoff football weekend, it is all America is doing right

now; until they want to put away holiday crap, or work out. So that’s it

Rock your weekend!

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