Long answer, no. Short answer…wow that was short. Football gives ya
only 3 things your lover can’t: 1) indigestion from the dips or pizza 2) a
euphoria in taking credit for actions of others in a sport you’ll never do
and 3) gives you the highs & lows that only a bi-polar disorder can offer
Things it can’t do: snuggle, help you dress better, point out movie plot
holes, yell at you for snoring, take a bath, sex, cook, do laundry, or pick
up the dry cleaning because it’s -21 out and well just fuck all that noise
(zing!)
So go enjoy the playoff football weekend, it is all America is doing right
now; until they want to put away holiday crap, or work out. So that’s it
Rock your weekend!