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Look, we all make mistakes. But please stop asking attractive people to answer hard questions. That’s like being shocked Paris Hilton is dumber than a box of burnt hair…

miss-california-anwsering-the-question.jpg(Scales of justice “No gay marriage for you”)

You’ve all either seen it, or heard of it by now. Miss California was asked, “Vermont recently became the fourth state to legalize same sex marriage. Do you think every state should follow suit? Why or why not?”

She said, “Well I think it’s great that Americans are able to choose one or the other. Um, we live in a land that you can choose same sex marriage or opposite marriage and, you know what, in my country and in, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman,” Carrie said to a mix of boos and applause. “No offense to anybody out there. But that’s how I was raised and that’s how I think that it should be between a man and a woman.”

She added, “I like the gays. Where do you think I get all my best BJ tips from?”

two-girls.jpg(Two girls & a hand cup)

Some say she lost the pageant due to her answer. I’d have to agree. When you add the words, “No offense to anybody out there” after a boo, it usually follows blatantly insulting your host, or a bad racial joke where the person of that race is standing across from you mouth agape. It comes off as “No offense I don’t get a minority being denied basic civil rights of equality under the law, b/c I was raised to suppress your rights”…

Not good…

Well, Butterfly Effect 3-Wings Of Furry could always use a hot girl with no lines who get’s killed quickly by a cheese grater. Now her boyfriend has to wear this t-shirt…

my-girlfriend-is-stupid.jpeg(Was stupid bitch taken?)

I don’t get the serious political and social level of the questions. These are hot women who are looking for a career at being “attractive”, not joining a DC think tank. That’d be like asking a candy machine the meaning of life and being disappointed in it’s answer of “F8 a Snickers“. Heck, I’m happy smoke didn’t shoot out of her ears, then shart herself falling to the floor rocking back and forth saying, “Make it go away, make it go away”…

Texas Wants To Secede

Fine, then take your shitty music, and NASCAR with you…

texas_secede_bumper_sticker.jpg(It’s near a “Back Off Queers” bumper sticker)

It’s like someone you’re dating threating to leave you. But when they’re an asshole, with a big belt buckle, bad breath, shitty music, and terrible at sex…

Be ready for people to take you up on your offer…

breaking-up.jpg(Can she give advice?)

To be fair, only 18% of Texans want to secede. 75% don’t. Which means 3 out of 4 Texans have a functioning frontal lobe. Every time I’ve been in Texas, it’s been great, so I must have hung out with the 3 out of 4…

Have a day!

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