Willie Aames is having a garage sale cause he’s broke…

You may remember him from super awesome roles like the neighbor Buddy on Charles In Charge, or in Eight Is Enough, or my favorite film ever, Zapped…

(Sweater pops open, boobies, funny!)

Hint: Willie’s the one in the middle…

What does Willie look today so you can avoid him when he asks you for money?

(I’m Fedora The Explorer. Wacky!)

What’s next for this sparkling star, a Sham Wow commercial in a speedo?

I’d mention how the mighty have fallen, but a 3inch drop isn’t far…

More from our racist redneck cop on Monday, so stay tuned…

Have a day!