Are X-mas lights really just the mind war of suburban penis size?
Of course. If I have “more” lights, & “better display’s” people will
pay “MORE attention to ME”. See, I say, just cut out the middle
man. Spend all the $ you’d put into a bunch of tangled & crappy
light will eventually burn out, & go get a penis implant. Or do a
usual thing and get a sports car. Either or, really it’s all your call
Happy Harmonica if you’re Jewish, happy “baby Jesus day” if’n
your Catholic or Christian, & happy tip top Tet, or whatever you
do in your part of the world. Just have fun, & always know this:
Putting too much work into X-mas lights is also another way of
saying, “I really can’t fucking stand my kids, & do this instead!”
Mike Huckabee Is One Sad Sick Fucked Up Turd
When an asshole tries to use a horrible event like a CT shooting
to point out god is mad because prayers are out of schools so he
(“I’m a basshole!”)
let this happen, I am reminded of my mother, who said, “Some
people get mouth’s but have no brain to help run them”. That is
some truth right there. When one uses these events to “plug the
religion of your choice” while saying “god was mad about it all”
you’re kind of a useless cock sucker who should be catapulted
from the very top of the Chrysler Building. So when god doesn’t
save him, we can all laughingly say; “Uh, guess it was gods will,
according to massive huckster asshole turds!”. What a douche!
Note: I’m on holiday break, sorry, happens every year!
Have a Holiday!