Bolgernow.com

Archive for February, 2015

“Amercian Diaper”

February 27th, 2015

What if I told you story about a baby, who wore the deadliest back door covering in the world?!? (Shit Sniper) It is called, “American Diaper”—“When The Shit Hit’s The Cheeks”. In a world, where babies shit more each day than an entire outdoor musicfest the deadliest turds are yet to come; so BACK off […]

It seems that most Republican’s think Obama doesn’t “love” America. What does that mean?! Oh, it means (Truth stings) that Republican’s, have lost their MINDS. Welp, in all fairness, they didn’t have them to begin with. At least 54% Republicans also think he is secretly still Muslim It is not just Republican’s, because 10% of […]

Run Off, Uncommon, Dems Derp…

February 25th, 2015

Chicago’s Mayoral election is now officially a run off Yesterday I was sick as dog. 102 fever & terrible cold (Not enough ace) But, work called & I had to edit for a bit so I did. The reason I tell you that isn’t to brag, but to explain why I did not post yesterday. […]

Oscar The Slouch…

February 23rd, 2015

The Oscars happened last night. What a fun ride Arquette¬†having to say equal pay in 2015 is gross And as usual, right on que, FOX Noise flipped out (Wait, what?!?) We should already be there. And, NPH “Doogie” did a sold opening, then many jokes feel like the chest of 11 year old Asian girl…flat. […]

Fart Friday…

February 20th, 2015

Today is all about “Fart Friday”. There are (The Ass Voice) so many different styles, kinds, and classes of that blast from your ass. Here are a Few: -The Turd Rumbler(A thick berrap) -The Squirrel Squeaker(Tiny squeek) -The Bazooka Butt Burp(Loud boom) -The Juicy Shit Shacker(Classic wet 1) -The Anus Annihilator(Hard quick force) -The Mud […]

UK Soccer Fans Racism…

February 19th, 2015

What if I told you¬†Chelsea fans decided to shout stupid racist chants, & shoved a Black man off a (WTF?!?!) train not letting him on? Yes, sadly these stories are far too common these days. They shoved the man off a Paris train, then began chanting THIS “We’re racist, we’re racist & that’s the way […]

State Senator Mocks Women…

February 18th, 2015

In today’s installment of “Republicans say horrible shit” we have South Carolina Republican Thomas Ass Corbin (Super idiot!) Who “decided” to say to fellow member of the chambers a great GOP’er Katrina Shealy in a big discussion over a pending criminal domestic violence (CDV) bill that she’s “A lesser cut of meat”. Wait, WTF?!?!?!? Yes […]

It seems you can’t go a day without having some idiot bigoted Republican, saying something SO very stupid (Yes, we know) Mississippi Republican state rep Gene Alday decided to “explain” his position on cutting education funding “I come from a town, where all the blacks are getting food stamps & what I call welfare crazy […]

Fun One-Liners…

February 13th, 2015

Hey you two Viagra pills you’ve both been stiff for three hours trying to fucking everything up (Zing!) (Insert Wonderful Old-Timey Rim Shot Here) What difference between congress & diaherra? One is filled with feces, and ‘foul smelling shit’ The other is diaherra. Ooooooooooooooooooh Burn. Here is the last one for your enjoyment: Why did […]

Belittled Dig League…

February 12th, 2015

Jackie Robinson West was stripped of the Little League World Series title. It seems, they “brought in” kids from (How sad) other districts then fudged the legal lines they could use This is such a terribly Sad Day. As usual, all the fucking “Adults” ruined a great game for kids. It was the district guy […]

Proudly powered by WordPress. Theme developed with WordPress Theme Generator.
Copyright © Bolgernow.com. All rights reserved.