Archive for September, 2014

Holder Your Fire & Insane Cop

September 30th, 2014

Eric Holder is “stepping down” from his job as Attorney General. He already stated he would by the end of 2014 (Work to still do) so this wasn’t news. But until they pick a ‘successor’, he will still be our AG. This, angers white racists. Just look at the internet hiding behind their hoods. So […]

Anachary USA, & VomiCon…

September 29th, 2014

The Republican Clown Car rolls along Zig-zagging all over the road, destroying everything in it’s path (Send in the clowns!) The latest bigass, is Dr “Uncle Ruckus” Ben Carson A black Republican today is like a Jewish Nazi or a “gay” Republican. You are standing with the people who hate your guts, yell it daily […]

“Latte” Lapdog Losers Lost…

September 25th, 2014

The modern Republican party today has no valid policy to offer 90% of Americans. In fact they will avoid “policy” so (Holy Fuck!!!) much, you get batshitcrazy stuff like: “Obama saluted with a Latte in his hand” *Cue fake outrage* What they are ALL saying is “We hate you because you’re fucking black”. Even Clinton […]

The Toupeed Talking Turd…

September 24th, 2014

Mr. Trump is like the gift that keeps on giving & yet it is so clueless, it doesn’t know that it’s giving more (Keep talking idiot) He was trying to, “help” Kentucky republican Mitch McConnell by stumping for him on FOX, and failed: “If I were in Kentucky I can tell you, with all of […]

Scotland Stays, Republican Racism

September 23rd, 2014

Nobody puts Scotland in the corner. The UK basically just “Swayzed them” back. Scotland voted, to stay with the UK (“Swayzed”) Nice! They could have declared independence. But then u have to come up with new currency, political systems, and soooooooooooooo much more. Hell, they’d have to change King Arthur’s Seat to, “Haggis Hill”. Think, […]

End ISIS, & “Fuck It, I Quit!”

September 22nd, 2014

ISIS abusing, bullying, & murdering other Iraqi & Syrian citizens must end right now. It’s not acceptable & saw an (Evil ISIShole) amazing piece last night on 60 minutes, showing ALL the genocide terror these “religious extremist sociopaths” are enacting against others. There are about 30,000-40,000 of ISIS in Syria & Iraq. That’s a big […]

We got boxing, UFC, even pro-wrestling for shits sake Why not make “bar fights” PPV watching material?!?!? (The ol’ punch & hold) Besides seeing drunk booze muscled turds swinging at air, you’d get the “Misunderstood” reason for the fight The unintentional dis, to start the “Misunderstanding” Finally having the usual ‘shoulder bump’ in a crowded […]

You know the best three lies? The checks in the mail(e-mail?), it was like it when I got here & no, I’ve never seen porn at all!! (We know) That &, “I filed my taxes for 2009…in 2007”. Herp to the derp Yes, sadly the only Republican’s left standing today, are either massive bigots or […]

Always Wondered…

September 17th, 2014

You know the people who play “air guitar” to their favorite songs?!? Yeah that’s likely all of us at one point or another (Take one!) For me it was doing it in front of Dawn Cherwin, at 7 years of age…..fucking badly. For others, it makes all the Stoned people super happy. But I always […]

It seems Obama, Kerry, Rice, & anyone from the administration when asked if we are “At War” with Isis or Isil or Isis-Holes they (“Wait, what do I say?”) can’t come up with a clear answer. They are redefining the ideas You are either at war, or you are not. It is not “Kind of […]

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