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What happens when you win in Vegas? They all shout “Winner!” (see my dick!) What happens when you keep showing your junk on-line? Well you’re now called a “Weiner!”. The viral flesh flag fella won’t go gently into that good night. It is 50% hubris, 50% public whore Face it, “Dirk Dangler” likes the lights, […]

Rushin’ For The Door

July 30th, 2013

Seems Rush & Hannity are officially over, done, finished, toast (enjoy the drugs!) They don’t have the audience, the ratings, or the ad money any more. They don’t have jack or shit really. Oooooooooooooooops You see, ignorance, hate, lies & racism don’t sell well nowadays Cumulus is treating them both like pants at a prom […]

Baseless Balls

July 29th, 2013

It seems our National Past time has a tiny problem. As in a tiny set of testicles, a tiny penis, & a tiny HOF ceremony (dirty needle?) The “Roid” era in baseball was different. It wasn’t just the “cheating”; it was a blatant “You know you want it” rapey attitude they strutted around with. It […]

the better the Mother’s Day gift should be. Think about it for a second Then remember; it’s kills us guys when we shoot a tiny “kidney stone” (whooooops) rock out of our pee hole. Just imagine their vagina as a tiny clown car Then again, maybe don’t wear such long floppy shoes to be born. […]

Sorry, No Blog Today

July 24th, 2013

My grandmother passed last night at 8:01pm EST. She was peaceful and now finally at rest. The last 3-4 years were no not easy on her at (you could too) all, but letting go of the only real one I had wasn’t a bucket of giggles To all in time, we see it all. Then […]

Royal Baby Babble

July 23rd, 2013

I always thought the “Royal Baby” was when a little kid throws a mega fit in a nice store, or someone cries over a call in sports, or people bitch about the (Baby Boy) color of their eggs when they taste fine. But “oh no”, this is all about the new ‘Royal Baby Boy’. Shit, […]

It seems the Democrats Anthony Weiner & Elliot Spitzer don’t (Weiner Man) mind about their sexual indiscretions, but will “Voters” mind? You’ll be shocked at the reaction, Weiner’s “polling well”. Zing Spitzer won’t be swallowed by any opponent. But what does it say about our selection of potential office holders when 1 guy flashed his […]

Juror B37, & Face Of Hate

July 17th, 2013

in the game of “Bigot Bingo”, the final letter appears to be B-37 Seems that Juror B37 didn’t believe that “race” played any roll (I’d hide too) in the events in the Zimmerman case. *Record Scratch* HOLY SHITBALLS. To say race, or profiling had nothing to do with it would be like saying “No, they […]

Erickson “Evil Asshole”

July 16th, 2013

RedState’s Erick Erickson is a soggy slippery sad tiny pile of shit (jowl jewelry) He is the guy at a party, when the record scratches cause he said something horrible, stupid, or pulled out his dick & wagged it at a girl. But now he has even out done himself. Shortly right after the Texas […]

‘George Zimmerman’ was acquitted of murder charges. The jury (creepy dude) of 6 women(5 white & 1 hispanic) came back with their verdict on Saturday evening, & ruled. Justice wasn’t served, but our system spoke, & followed the rules. The prosecution was shitty, & if you saw any coverage, this train wreck offered, “a reasonable […]

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