Archive for April, 2012

Mr. Nucking Futs, I Presume?

April 16th, 2012

The far right wing extremist who shot & killed 77 people in Norway Will now stand trial. Anders Breivik is accused of carrying out the (Ah yes, White Power. Cute) July 2011 bombing in Oslo, Norway, that killed 8 people, followed By a shooting spree at a nearby youth summer camp that took another 69 […]

Things Not To Do Today…

April 13th, 2012

Here is a nice list of things “not to do today” heading into the weekend: (That’s one) -Fart in your hand, then demand a co-worker, “Smell this” -Forget to wear clothes -Show up to your baseball teams season opener, but they’re on the road -Watch a Bob Roarman car commercial & take it seriously -Punch […]

Zimmerman’s Going Down…

April 12th, 2012

Like a drunk on ice skates. I also had, “like an elevator with it’s cables cut” “Like a plane that lost it’s wings”, & “like an expensive classy Thai hooker” (Zimmerman’s floating prom pic) George was arrested yesterday evening. He is currently in custody, in jail To all the cops, DA, & their legal justice […]

What happens to Rick Santorum’s delegates? They check themselves Into a mental health institution for voting for him? Naw. They’re now (Wait, what?) Able to vote for anyone they like, so long as Rick “releases them”. But If he chooses to keep them, they must vote for him at the convention Wow, nothing like knowingly […]

Down Goes “Frothy”…

April 10th, 2012

Rick Santorum AKA “Frothy” is out. He’s done. Toast. Over. Finished. Gone (“Wait, I already dropped out?”) It was one homophobic, anti-women, anti-rape abortion great ride there He does have to tend to his ailing 3 year old girl. All wishing her the best This all but hands the race to Mittens Twliger Montaque Romney […]

If those words are uttered in the same sentence, you’re going home alone Frothy(Santorum) will not drop out of the race, even though he’s out of it (Santorum’s campaign) And if he wins his home state of Pennsylvania, Romney still wins 3 to 1… That’s not gonna cut it. Meh, he and Newton VonPoatatoHead are […]

Look Out, Judge Is A-Ware

April 5th, 2012

Seems a federal judge has realized what everyone else already knows Denying insurance to a same-sex spouses is now very discriminatory (Judge Ware) Well no fucking shit; & water is wet, farts do stink, & candy is yummy Any other news flashes? But for all dumb traditionalist bigots, it’s bad News. But why? Cause they […]

Loudmouth Gets Launched…

April 4th, 2012

I just must confess, I used to be a Keith Olberman fan at first He was a much needed rational voice of dissent in an all too (Yeowza!) Compliant world letting the corrupt, evil, & assholes rule it all While it was a good start, he pissed Current TV’s Al Gore. Wait? Is that even […]

I Give You…Mr. Meh

April 3rd, 2012

The Republican party treats Romney like an average movie review “Meh, it was OK. Should of had more car explosions & stuff I guess” (Nice) He will get the nomination. He’s a mathematical lock, but then why Are Frothy, Potato Head, & Mr. Consistent still in it? Oh, that’s easy Money, money, money. They can […]

“Oh, I misspoke”

April 2nd, 2012

The phrase that pays in DC for Republican’s is a Reagan 80’s classic: “I misspoke”. What did Wisconsin Republican Paul Ryan say, after (The verbal wedgie) Making this statement at National Journal’s event this past Thursday: “We don’t think the generals are giving us their true advice. We don’t think the generals believe that their […]

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