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Archive for February, 2012

Smitten Mittens Takes Michigan

February 29th, 2012

Mitt won Michigan, but just barely. He won it 41%-38% (The Turd Twins) That’s close, but not in an official sanctioned “Turd-Off” Anything over 1% is considered a blow out in Turd Land Kid Rock endorsed Romney. Who’s Kid Rock you ask??? (Nice do, kids can live in it) The forgotten subpar singer who’s penis […]

Where Abouts? *Holds Up Hand*

February 28th, 2012

Michigan, Michigan, Michigan. Where fort art thou Michigan? (Find “Lake Flacid Penis”) When you ask someone where they’re from in MI, just hold up The palm of your hand because it’s shaped exactly like the state (Hey now) If you’d like to know why the entire GOP race looks murky, just Look at someone who […]

Oscar The Slouch…

February 27th, 2012

Ever notice the “red carpet” gets rolled out, & then (Wow, that’s something) Every one becomes a big catty “gay fasionista bitch” “Oh, they looked like shit in that”, or “Why weren’t They wearing clothes?” type stuff. It’s pretty funny… (Wrong Oscar) It’d be like me being totally unable to play the piano, But mocking […]

Beavers Fall…

February 24th, 2012

It either sounds like some waterfall made of vagina’s or One big group of buck teethed critters tripping on a stick (Wow, aggressive) It’s actually Chicago’s William Beavers who was indicted On tax fraud. He’s a Democrat from Chicago’s 4th district He’s 77, a lifer “politician”, & is as crooked as a bent spine (I […]

Lie-A-Thon

February 23rd, 2012

The GOP debate last night, was like one big lying machine… (“Here, now you’re running”) They just keep on spitting out massive amounts of bullshit They mauled facts making em fiction. But what else is new? (“My wife hates me”) Same results, different day. It was “Obama is a…”, or when Newt keeps lying about […]

Kiss My Ash Wednesday!

February 22nd, 2012

The GOP “Master Debater’s” are at it again tonight. In Mesa, AZ. The state of governor crazy ass Jan “face finger sticker” Brewer (Ok “crazy lady”) Fact: she had three sons. One whom sadly died of cancer in 07 Another who was…now get this…declared not guilty because of Insanity for the rape of a Phoenix […]

Three Words You Don’t Hear…

February 21st, 2012

“Newt Gingrich Thinks”. From his stupid comments, it’s not often… (He’s warped) Well, he thinksĀ  Obama’s “the most dangerous president in modern American history”. Oh, I see. Captain fart ass then blurted out this: (He’s a “more”, man-whore) “Defeating Barack Obama becomes…a duty of national security… Because the fact is, he is incapable of defending […]

Sorta sounds like an epic battle of ice creams or new soda floats It’s the GOP presidential choice of Santorum or a Baseball glove (Check out my laser pointer!) It’s like picking between projectile vomiting or burning diarrhea Then you still have Newt stinking up his big ass GOP glass tank (Gals, let’s bone) Granted […]

Aspirin For Birth Control?

February 17th, 2012

Leave it to Rick “Frothy” Santorum’s biggest political fundraiser (Um, a black hat=a bad guy) To go & say the stupidest thing ever. Ha, ya know I’m just kidding They always say the stupidest things, can’t help it. They’re stupid (Yes, case in point) His super PAC money man Foster Friess(is that name or brand […]

Payroll Taxed Republicans

February 16th, 2012

The entire Payroll Tax Cut debate killed Republicans all over Not that you really need to do much more than let them speak (Bam!) It’s the idea that they scream, “Tax Cuts!!!”. But when it is for The hard working middle class & poor. They put on the brakes People aren’t stupid…sometimes. They read it […]

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