He’s going to “Booger Sugar Land” Miami
(Poor Cleveland bitch slapped again)
The thoughts on this entire event are “Big fucking deal?”
*Uses hands to make a large circle, then humps it, then mimes dealing cards*
ESPN, you looked like some skeezy pimp last night peddling NBA pussy
(Gives “whores” a bad name)
Which gives all the “hard working” skeezy pimps […]