Archive for July, 2010

Snookie Arrested

July 31st, 2010

For drunk and disorderly conduct at a beach… (Don’t taze me bro) She was also charged with impersonating a whore Just sayin’… (Airplanes reroute around her hair) She also did a face plant while trying to mount a bike In fairness she was a told the bike was “A hot guy who didn’t talk much” […]

Balistic Weiner

July 30th, 2010

I know what you’re thinking… (Wrong weiner. It is in prison?) Sadly no. It’s just never been that “cool” or “fun” of a blog to show someones junk… Going “Ballistic” (THIS Weiner goes balistic) Democratic NY representative Anthony Weiner decided to let Republicans have a piece of his mouth. Yes he’s right. Republicans are always […]

The Fucking Amish!

July 29th, 2010

Literally (Oddly, they’ll never see this) They’ve doubled their population in Elizabethtown PA in the last 20 years Wow, I guess without ipods, TV, & interent… (Sounds right) You’re just left with having sex & making babies I feel sorry for Amish women They’ll never know the sheer joys of a dishwasher, a microwave, or […]

Blago’s Batshit Defense

July 28th, 2010

Basically it’s “My client’s a couple clowns short of a full circus, but he’s no criminal” (“I’m just stupid, yeah, that’s it”) Really? That’s the best you got? Honestly? This defense lawyer is as nutty as Rod No, “It was a one armed man”? How about “The devil made me do it”? Insanity? (True, just […]

FOX does what it does best. Lie like a teenager busted with weed… (Nice shirt. Turd brown?) By now you’ve heard about Shirley Sherrod by now. If not, here’s the story She, spoke at an NAACP meeting and related a story from 1986 It was about confronting and overcoming her own racial issues Most people […]

Hulk Puke!

July 26th, 2010

Catches your attention, no? (Puke…coming…up) Just think of the Incredible Hulk puking after a heavy night of hulk-like partying… (Hulk, like to party harty) It’d be “Incredible Puke” from a big green Incredible guy… But no, it was when I went on the Hulk ride at Universal Florida (The “Hurlinator”) Someone had a “Gamma Spill”(true […]

Jimmy Buffets creepy older brother “Warren” visited the White House… (I ordered the ham on rye!) To say, “We’re half way there” in the recovery, economically speaking For a dude with a $47 billion dollar fortune… Maybe his “half” & my “half” are pretty fucking far apart But economists say we are coming out of […]

It’s done. Argentina legalized same sex marriage (Wait, we did it?!?!) America’s now behind Mexico, Uruguay, Colombia, and now Argentina socially By “behind” I don’t mean “rear guests” or anything, just sayin’… Sen. Norma Morandini on this historic occasion decided to publicly state, “What defines us is our humanity, and what runs against humanity is […]

In BFD News…

July 14th, 2010

We have this little nugget… (Now we’re love cause Sarah said so) How do you think this all went down? Levi: I want back in. The world is cold & sucks Palin: Well shit face, listen up. Only two ways that remotely happens. Public apology by swearing allegiance only to me, and marry my stupid […]

Jesse Jackass

July 13th, 2010

Green eggs and sham decided Lebron is being persecuted Now get this, much like “a runaway slave” (Is that what Jesus would do?) *Lays race card down* Jesse decided to inject race into a debate where there isn’t any. He said, “His feelings of betrayal personify a slave master mentality. He sees LeBron as a […]

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