For drunk and disorderly conduct at a beach…
(Don’t taze me bro)
She was also charged with impersonating a whore
Just sayin’…
(Airplanes reroute around her hair)
She also did a face plant while trying to mount a bike
In fairness she was a told the bike was “A hot guy who didn’t talk much”
Headline seen in 2011:
Snookie Offers to Blow […]

I know what you’re thinking…
(Wrong weiner. It is in prison?)
Sadly no. It’s just never been that “cool” or “fun” of a blog to show someones junk…
Going “Ballistic”
(THIS Weiner goes balistic)
Democratic NY representative Anthony Weiner decided to let Republicans have a piece of his mouth. Yes he’s right. Republicans are always gonna be the party of […]

Literally
(Oddly, they’ll never see this)
They’ve doubled their population in Elizabethtown PA in the last 20 years
Wow, I guess without ipods, TV, & interent…
(Sounds right)
You’re just left with having sex & making babies
I feel sorry for Amish women
They’ll never know the sheer joys of a dishwasher, a microwave, or a vibrator…
(Wacky)
But mostly a microwave. Think […]

Basically it’s “My client’s a couple clowns short of a full circus, but he’s no criminal”
(”I’m just stupid, yeah, that’s it”)
Really? That’s the best you got? Honestly? This defense lawyer is as nutty as Rod
No, “It was a one armed man”? How about “The devil made me do it”? Insanity?
(True, just so true)
Just looking at […]

FOX does what it does best. Lie like a teenager busted with weed…
(Nice shirt. Turd brown?)
By now you’ve heard about Shirley Sherrod by now. If not, here’s the story
She, spoke at an NAACP meeting and related a story from 1986
It was about confronting and overcoming her own racial issues
Most people think this is a great […]

Catches your attention, no?
(Puke…coming…up)
Just think of the Incredible Hulk puking after a heavy night of hulk-like partying…
(Hulk, like to party harty)
It’d be “Incredible Puke” from a big green Incredible guy…
But no, it was when I went on the Hulk ride at Universal Florida
(The “Hurlinator”)
Someone had a “Gamma Spill”(true story)
Surely a sign of a great ride […]

Jimmy Buffets creepy older brother “Warren” visited the White House…
(I ordered the ham on rye!)
To say, “We’re half way there” in the recovery, economically speaking
For a dude with a $47 billion dollar fortune…
Maybe his “half” & my “half” are pretty fucking far apart
But economists say we are coming out of this, so let’s say we […]

It’s done. Argentina legalized same sex marriage
(Wait, we did it?!?!)
America’s now behind Mexico, Uruguay, Colombia, and now Argentina socially
By “behind” I don’t mean “rear guests” or anything, just sayin’…
Sen. Norma Morandini on this historic occasion decided to publicly state, “What defines us is our humanity, and what runs against humanity is intolerance”
(So does underarm flab […]

We have this little nugget…
(Now we’re love cause Sarah said so)
How do you think this all went down?
Levi: I want back in. The world is cold & sucks
Palin: Well shit face, listen up. Only two ways that remotely happens. Public apology by swearing allegiance only to me, and marry my stupid assed daughter…
Bristol: Mom, I […]

Green eggs and sham decided Lebron is being persecuted
Now get this, much like “a runaway slave”
(Is that what Jesus would do?)
*Lays race card down*
Jesse decided to inject race into a debate where there isn’t any. He said, “His feelings of betrayal personify a slave master mentality. He sees LeBron as a runaway slave”
(Glass house, stones. […]