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Archive for September, 2009

King Racist!

September 18th, 2009

This will anger you. This will upset you. This will sadden you. This is disgusting… (Ah, ripped Carrot Top!) Wait, no, not that. This… Police say last week, 35-year-old Army reservist Tasha Hill and her 7-year-old daughter were physically and verbally assaulted when another customer bumped the door into the little girl at a Clayton [...]

The Moron Parade…

September 17th, 2009

Over last weekend, we saw the 9.12 Project marching in D.C against Obama… (Ah, a good ol’ fashioned Nazi sign) What was that like? The interviewer is incorrect. Nixon appointed the 1st czar, it was an Energy Czar… It’s lead by GOP lobbyist group FreedomWorks, FOX news, and Glenn Wreck… (Chris Farley “air quotes”?) The [...]

“He’s a jackass”

September 16th, 2009

Was used to describe Kanye’s actions by someone very influential. Hard to disagree, but who said it? Jay-Z? Run DMC? MTV? His mother? Try the president of the United States. Oh yeah… (“Let me be a jackass bitch”) The irony of this is the far right shit sticks like Rush, Hannity, Beck, and teabaggers will [...]

No One Puts Baby In A Corner…

September 15th, 2009

Except maybe a new nose job… (Sniff the armpit of death) You remember him saying that in Dirty Dancing. Maybe you remember The Outsiders, Red Dawn, Road House, or that sexy odd-as-shit pottery scene in Ghost… (Boo!) However you remember him, he was something special. Patrick Swayze passed at the age of 57 after an [...]

Tina Fey…

September 14th, 2009

Could have won two Emmy’s for her Palin impressions… (You betcha!) Instead, she won one. She said, “Mrs. Palin is an inspiration to working mothers everywhere,” Fey said, “because she bailed on her job right before the Fourth of July weekend.” “You are living my dream. Thank you, Mrs. Palin!” During her acceptance speech Kanye [...]

She’s BOTH!

September 12th, 2009

Just when you think shit can’t get any weirder. Remember “Dude Runs Like A Lady” Caster Semenya South African track star who looked like a guy? (Ahhhhhhh!) Turns out she IS! Tests revealed that she has both male and female sexual organs… (WTF!?!?!) Which bathroom does it go into? Can it pee standing up? Do [...]

No Love For Courtney

September 11th, 2009

Courtney Love is going to sue Activision for using her dead ex-husband Kurt Cobain image in the upcoming Guitar Hero 5 as a playable character… (Smells Like Lawsuit) Guess someone needs some scratch to buy booger sugar… (“I need more rings!”) No worries Miss Love, after all this “I’ll sue your pants off, then sue [...]

Douchebag Heckler

September 10th, 2009

There were more fireworks than a Florida trailer park on the 4th in July… Last night Joe “The Heckler” Wilson decided to shout “You lie” when president Obama said illegal immigrants will not be covered under the new healthcare plan… (You can see the hate) Aside from him being factually incorrect, he seemed to think [...]

Healthcare Tonight!

September 9th, 2009

I know, it sounds like a bad TV show title on PBS… (Got a light, and some tape?) The other titles we had were: “Healther Skelter”, “Healthcare Schmelthcare”, and “It Brokeded, Fix It Bitch”… Obama will give a big speech on his healthcare plan tonight and he wants to do a few things: help the [...]

I Pity The Fool…

September 8th, 2009

Who doesn’t go back to school! (Knuckle sandwich on rye) But if you’re a conservative racist, go ahead & keep your kids home today… Clearly Obama wants to turn your kids into Marxist Socialist Racist NASCAR Hating Nazi Zombies if you let them watch in class today. Clearly… (Circus of bullshitters) Since he’s black, he’s [...]

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