They want to run the exact same campaign as 2008. They have this Super

(True that)

PAC that wants to run Jeremiah Wright attack ads……..like they did in 08

When you can run on policy, facts, or ideas to help the country aside from

Tax cuts for the rich, and cut all social programs, you’re only left with one

(Um What?)

Option. Attack, insult, hate, & make it all racial, all the time. They’re trying

To pick up that ever elusive “racist voter” they flirted with in 08. It is back

And louder and more truck nutty than ever. Heeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaw

This will be the ugliest nastiest most racially divided race we’ve seen in the

(Boom)

US since Barry Goldwater and George Wallace in 1964. Courtin the bigot

Voter is one thing, but this is playing with fire. Racial hate & tension isn’t

Something you stoke, or try to create. It’s the basis of pure evil, & wrong

Why Babies Should Ride Big Dogs

Because it’s fucking amazing. That’s why. Anyone with a functioning head

(Nice)

Knows that is science fact. Babies + big dogs = memories to last a life time

Just think of the gambling options now for Las Vegas. They can have a new

(Mush)

Track to race them all and bet on them. “I like Rusty on Jingles for the win”

Have a day!

AGAIN. He is threatening not raising the Debt Ceiling in December by

(Tax tanning?)

Saying, “cuts and reforms greater than the debt limit increase” or else

Let’s see how did that work again last time? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh right

We lost our AAA credit rating, and weak economic performance in the

(Boo hoo)

Short term. The electric bill’s due, & dad is screaming at everyone, “you

MUST cuts back on spending shit for stuff you need. As for me, I’m not

Cutting back on a fucking thing. In fact, I’m getting a new boat with my

Tax cuts along with a mansion, & 50 hookers. Now give me your lunch $”

(True)

This is a sure fire way for Republican’s to lose the house, but then again

They were going to do that anyway. With the economy coming back in

Play, they have no winning argument. What? “Screw the poor, tax cuts

For rich”? Only 1% of American’s would be for that. The other 99%……

Will tell you to kindly take your ideas & shove them up your dirt button

Have a day!

Hard! He was caught on tape, saying for all unions statewide, he plans on

(Whoopsie)

A “divide & conquer” method. Wait, say what? I thought it all about him

“Balancing a budget”? Turns out, he wants to make Wisconsin a “Right to

Work” state. Which means, NO UNIONS, public or private. Listen to him

(They did sign it)

Right here speaking with a top donor to make the state “more Republican”

If you’re a cop, teacher, plumber, electrician, fireman, actor, or really any

Skilled labor of any kind, voting Walker will end your unions. He said that

(Creative)

To his billionaire donor in the clip. It’s like a lawyer who was solely hired

To defend you, putting you on the stand & then trying to take you down

Even the prosecutor would ask, “Why is he harassing his own client now?”

That’s not what Walker campaigned on. It’s not what he promised. He lied

(Boom, suck it)

What did Walker say when asked about it? “I have no interest in pursuing

right-to-work legislation in this state”. Ahem, *John points to the tape of

His own words saying he does*. This lying clown just verbally shat himself

Which means any worker, laborer, or farming family won’t vote for him

(Klunk)

That’s 3/4 of the state right there ace. He fucked up & is toast on June 5th

Have a day!

What do they all have in common? All are dumber than a sack of hammers

(Skittles & ice tea? WTF!)

Hateful disgusting racist fuckwits decided to make a sick target of Trayvon

The good news, people who support this horrible thing are big racist turds

The better news is they’re looking for a war. But they’ve already lost cause

(Yes indeed)

We’re IN one. We have Seal Team 6, their side has Ted Nugent. Bring it on

Truck nuts! Speaking of racist assmuchers, bigot boy Joe Arpaio from AZ

Is in deep shit. The Justice Department has filed a big law suit against him

For his avid abuse, harassment, & violence against the Latino community

(Nice)

Charming fella. How about the time where a 5 month pregnant women…

Was followed by police officers into her drive way. They were questioning

Her & told her to sit on the hood of the car. She refused to do so, so one of

The nice cops shoved her hard against the car, three time, fetus first. Nice

She is an American citizen here legally. Joe thinks he’s “Just doin my job”

(Oh nice)

Well his “job” consists of him thinking in an 08 book that Latino’s are just

Trying to “reconquest” American soil through migration into America. Oh

And finally, those in shattered glass houses should shut their damn pie hut

Bristol Palin decided to lecture the President about marriage. Wow, that’s

(Ha ha ha ha ha)

Like a convicted rapist lecturing someone about sexual harassment. Ugh

It’s nice to know her ignorant hate is only rivaled by her mom. Holy huge

Hypocrisy Batman! A teenaged unwed mother an expert on Family? Haha

When Jersey Shore’s JWOWW intellectually rips you, you lost damn bad

(Smarter than her?)

“If you’re living in the past you wouldn’t have a kid without marriage……

Hypocrite. It’s 2012! Stop hating people”. Wow, I mean JWOWW. Oh well

I’m actually a moron for even commenting on it all. Because in the end no

One really cares what Bristol Palin thinks. Cause it’s clear that she doesn’t

Tomorrow: Scott Walker steps in big pile of dog shit & tells the truth

Have a day!

(put it back)

Meh, who am I to judge. When you’re ready, you’re ready. Hope the guy

Borking her doesn’t die. I know cherries last a long time in the fridge….

But I don’t know about this one. Wait, I do, I just got sick in my mouth

(It’s alive!)

Her name is Pam Shaw. As in, “I shaw ya 50 years ago & wanted it bad

But now………not so much”. Her vajayjay might look like a dying flower

Hey, if ya still got it, use it. Maybe try posting on F-Bay for a quick hit

Have a weekend!

(Nice color)

Gay marriage. Holy shit balls! Wow, I have to say kudos to you Mr. President

For AGREEING WITH YOURSELF in 1998. Biden most likely pushed him on

(Nice)

It sooner, but it’s about time. Said it before but it bares repeating: it’s a civil

Rights issue. Equal protection under the law for all. We don’t allow majorities

To vote on the rights of minorities. If we did the Civil Rights Act wouldn’t exist

(I knew it)

The biggest oxymoron on the planet is the Log Cabin Republicans. To me it’s

Like having the “Jewish Nazi Party”, or the “Black Klansman”. Makes no sense

Bitch-A-Sketch

Look political turds. We all know you’ll be using the phrase “Etch-A-Sketch”

Where “flip-flop” used to be in the 04 race. But you’ll just know this about it

(I can go for that)

It’s fucking annoying & rational people would like it to stop. It’s like coining

A cutesy term for shitting to now be “Making boom boom”. It’s a fucking kids

Toy you are comparing people who LIE about their stances as if it’s “cute” or

(Not on policy)

“Warmly silly”. No, it makes them an asshole. Plain & simple, so figure it out

That saying “Um, you lied about this…” is a better way to explain reality. It

Helps stupid people in society out instead of using goofy assed “buzzwords”

Take your “political buzzwords” & feel free to ram them up your “dirt button”

Have a day!

But then the mental judo crap by Jay Carney is now at big epic levels of BS

(“I’ll lie to you next”)

Whenever he says anything now my bullshit meter goes flying off the charts

Obama used to support same sex marriage in 1998 while in Illinois. But he

Walked that stance back when he became a presidential candidate. But now

(Catch the rainbow)

After Biden said that, Obama’s “views are evolving”. What? How’s it that

Something he approved of, then changed stances on, he now totally agrees

With Biden. It’s odd when the one guy in the room who sticks his foot in his

(Mouth gun)

Mouth often, is the only consistent adult in the fucking room. Obama is this:

“I want to do this, but I can’t, so I’ll try to hold both positions which is totally

impossible. But just watch me fucking try like hell to do it, then say I’m not”

(Zing)

What’s the saying, “Shit or stopping BS’ing your position on Gay marriage”

Shit Promney Conductor Of The Nutjob Train

Mitt Romney out on the campaign trail decided to take questions from folks

At a town hall meeting. A women got up and decided it was time to say this

(“Yes, you nutjob”)

Nonsense to him: “We have a president right now who is operating outside

the structure of our Constitution…I do agree he should be tried for treason”

His totally ignored it in his response to her: “As I’m sure you do, I happen to

(Suck it up)

….believe that the Constitution was not just brilliant, but probably inspired”

After wards while shaking hands reporters asked him if he agreed with the

Women. His response to that? “No, of course not”. Then why not directly

Address it when she lied about it then? “I don’t correct all of the questions

(Weeeeee)

that get asked of me”. Oh cool, I like this game, can I play? Hey Mitt, does

Obama’s pending rape charges of that box of kittens weigh on your mind?

What’s that? I can’t hear you, please speak up. At least McCain corrected

That insane women calling Obama an “Arab”. Mitt also had the nuggets to

(Look at me)

Take credit for the “Auto Bailout”. Wait, what the fuck? This new Mittens

Should talk with 2008 Mitt who wrote an op-ed “Let Detroit Go Bankrupt”

Holy shit. This is funny, sad, odd, & totally cool. Now I’ll take all the credit

For shit I totally disagreed with at the time. I invented Pillow Pets, & crack

(“I invented those”)

Republicans always love to change history to suit their views. Never study it

Mostly cause if they followed it closely, they’re always on the wrong side of it

It’d start to add up to one big complex always being wrong about everything

Next Romney will take credit for new jobs, ending Iraq, & killing Bin Laden

(Can’t hear you)

The entire Republican party is literally insane. If you put a basic non-partisan

Fact in front of them, they will scream “liar”, insult you, & then run back into

their bubble where facts, words, or reality simply don’t exist on any level. Sad

Have a day!

Indiana Republican Dick Lugar might have his 36 year career come to an end

(Christmas hair)

I love the guy who’s name is literally “Penis Gun”. But a Tea Party guy named

Richard Mourdock is on his heels. Great, it’s now the battle of the “Dicks”. But

How did it happen? Why now after all these years? Because the Teapublican’s

is Kevin Pollak

Have lost their fucking minds. When the big goal of governance isn’t working

Together with anyone from the other side of the isle ever to solve our nations

Problems, it tells me these insane total tool turds do not even know what it is

(Take it nutjobs)

That governance does. They call everyone who disagrees with their outdated

Myopic world view a “RINO”, or “Libtard”. Anyone who always agrees with

Everything they say about gays, minorities, women, illegals, Hispanics, the

Poor, those on welfare, the middle class, unions, cops, firemen, or virtually

(“I’m Corneal Mustard”)

Every other working American then you’re OK. But if you disagree, get out!

That’s not how you run a party. That is how you cull a population from real

Thinkers who solve real problems. It’s like they created the political version

Of the Salem Witch Trials. Pretty soon, the party is going to be so far right

(You’re all guilty)

Richard Nixon will be a “bleeding heart pussy Liberal commie scum sucker”

I’d say they lost their fucking minds, but you got to start with one to lose it

Walker This Way, Get’s His Challenger Today

Scotty “Fuck Unions & The Middle Class” Walker will have his opponent

Selected today from a Democratic pool. It’ll either be mayor Tom Barrett

(“I’m Tom”)

Or Kathleen Falk(ing) A. Walker’s in deep shit. Very deep. The basic #’ers

Just don’t support his policy views. He came in claiming that $152 million

In tax cuts for the top 3% & corporations would create about 250,000 jobs

(Nice)

Only problem is they ranked dead last in job creation losing 23,900 jobs

Uh oh. Tax cuts do not create jobs. Never have, never will. Unless you tax

The living shit out of the wealthy, they don’t fucking care. It stays in their

(Ah yes, A=A)

Pocket, & the more they get, the more that stays. If it didn’t we’d have jobs

The only jobs we ever get from the wealthy are “air hand jobs”, & bitchjobs

Have a day!

Your car tires to a quick complete stop. This is one of those kind. A 6 year

(“Are you serious?”)

Old kid sang a line from LMAFO’s “Sexy & I Know It” to a lil girl in school

So they suspended him. He was warned about it, & it was his second time

But “sexual harassment”? Really? Not detention, but a suspension for SH?

(SH? Yes)

Wake up you massive dipshits, you lost your minds on this one……big time

And this is the problem with “zero tolerance” rules. They then make people

Look royally stupid when you enforce them for goofyass cases like this one

(SH? No)

Bottom line: parents could do a better job, and the boy needs to follow rules

BUT the worst offender in this insane awful thing is the school overreacting

To quote a popular song kids really love…….”Your assbags and you know it”

SNL Mocks FOX

In fairness, FOX is already satire on it’s own terms by all accounts. It’s not

News, it’s not fair & balanced, it’s not anything more than GOP campaign

(Spot on)

Station helping elect all Republican candidates, while overtly lying about

Policy, facts, positions, & history. It’s spot on funny & is strong stuff here

What makes great satire is the ability to just perfectly BE the actual show

RIP Beastie Boy Adam “MCA” Yauch

He was a slice of cool. A skinny white Jewish kid with mad slick rhyming

Skillz. They created an entire new genre of hip-hop using comedy, along

(Piles of coolness)

With trippy kick ass synth driving sounds. It appears he passed away from

A tumor in his throat. Sleep well genius. Your license to ill will never expire

Have a day!

“The second you see your son dropping that limp wrist, you walk over there and

(“Punch your gay son!”)

crack that wrist”. He went on to lovingly add, “Man up. Give him a good punch”

Smooth buddy. Another religious psychopath babbling stupid hateful shit. Neat

2 to 1 he’s gay as the day is long like homosexual boner. Homophobic hate and

(“I wish she had a penis”)

All the irrational shit said by stupid people don’t even realize they’ve already lost

It was over before it started. The best is the expected non-apology bigot apology

“I apologize to anyone I unintentionally offended……..I did not say anything to

(Good advice)

Intentionally offend anyone in the LBGT community”, then went on to say he’s

Not sorry for explaining how the word of god articulates homosexuality as a sin

Other right wing religious bigot will echo his insanity, and the beat go on, & on

“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.”
-Voltaire

The Muthacrunkin Avengers!

It’s out this weekend, & my prediction is it will shatter all BO records. It’ll make

(Zing pow kerput)

History, & for good reason. Every preview gives me my Super Mega Nerd Boner

The acting range of Hulk better be good. I heard he’s doing Shakespeare in the

Park this summer. Oh yeah, he’s got the acting chops fo sho. Grunts are now in

Have a weekend & Happy Stinko DeMayo!