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Fun One-Liners…

February 13th, 2015

Hey you two Viagra pills you’ve both been stiff for three hours trying to fucking everything up (Zing!) (Insert Wonderful Old-Timey Rim Shot Here) What difference between congress & diaherra? One is filled with feces, and ‘foul smelling shit’ The other is diaherra. Ooooooooooooooooooh Burn. Here is the last one for your enjoyment: Why did […]

Belittled Dig League…

February 12th, 2015

Jackie Robinson West was stripped of the Little League World Series title. It seems, they “brought in” kids from (How sad) other districts then fudged the legal lines they could use This is such a terribly Sad Day. As usual, all the fucking “Adults” ruined a great game for kids. It was the district guy […]

No Blog Today…

February 11th, 2015

So sorry. Slammed doing Voice Over work It’s all good but sorry. I’ll be back 2morrow ready to slay it, slap it, kick it, and bring it! Tomorrow: Jon Stewart leaving the daily show, & Jackie Robinson West cheaters? Have a day!

But Racism Is Over…

February 10th, 2015

Just ask any Republican or judge John Roberts who said that “ALL Racism is over in America” (Oh shit…) Remember when he and other R judges gutted the Voting Right Act? Well, minorities sure DO Here, is overt racist hate, that caused a murder Three people, have been “sentenced” to federal prison following a “hate […]

ISIS Assholes, & Foot-Loser…

February 9th, 2015

What a collection of jackasses. Evil, luddite violent religious extremist assholes. “Beheading” people in (To you ISIS!) cages?!?!?! Come on you loser idiot assholes. What a collection of ass backwards “Fundie Fatwa fucks” The rest of the sane ‘Muslim world’, of which there are 1.5 BILLION, will not put up with this evil shit! In […]

Why Hall & Oats…

February 6th, 2015

Is better than sex. Because if you play it it LEADS to sex. Period. So, You Can Go (All class bitches!) For That. Unless we all find out You’re A Rich Girl, who happens to be a Maneater At that point, I need to hire a Private Eye to receive an Adult Education, cause I […]

Republican Senator Tom Tillis has a big problem with employee’s “washin their hands”. Tommy hates all our (Ha!) “Regulations”, & does not believe food workers should have to “wash their hands”. What the ever loving fuck? I give you the entire issues with “Libertarian Ideology” The only three areas I agree with it are: Legalize […]

Measles Dumbfuckery…

February 4th, 2015

Measles are back, & much better than ever So why are Measles which we cured, back? (Derp!) It seems some people are looking at all our “vaccinations” & deciding not to have their kids get them. By “people” I mean a “Knee Jerk Morons Reeking Havoc On All Society” This isn’t a fucking debate. This […]

Repeal ACA Again?!?!

February 3rd, 2015

Why not, since you can’t offer any policies And you refuse to govern without shutting (We know) it all down. SO try something even fucking dumber this time. The Keystone XL policy will so get VETO’D. The repeal of the thing that Obama did called the ACA will also get VETO’D. And they don’t have […]

Ground Slog Day & Fundy…

February 2nd, 2015

Yes he did see his shadow, so it’s 6 more weeks of winter. It comes to us from an “Old German” (He’s a Jedi) legend if a furry rodent see’s it’s shadow then it is 6 more weeks of winter. Well, I guess the Sea Hawks final offensive play calls pick could work as well. […]

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