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What insurance do you get when going on Real Time?!?! A duck’s voice formerly by Gilbert Godfry. It seems, Ben (Quack-Fleck) could have used that insurance. Batman Ben was on last Friday, & it was a heated discussion with Maher and this author named Sam Harris on the topic of Islam/Muslims This is unpacking a […]

The entire police force in Ferguson today is wearing “I Am Darren Wilson” solidarity bracelets while also (Hateful bigot losers) not wearing their ‘name plates’. How literally insane The DOJ, sent a letter to the police department with the stern words that they ‘upset and agitated’ people & “reinforce the very ‘us versus them’ mentality […]

What I Want To See…

October 3rd, 2014

You know that cough drop Ricola commercial where the guy yells through a long speaking horn?!?!?!? So, (Weeeeeeak-cola!) instead of saying, “Reeeeeeee-cola!” it should be our CDC head yelling, “Eeeeeeeee-bloa!”. Ya ever wonder why it’s in Texas?!?!?! Because everything’s bigger in Texas; including all the loud tobacco spiting assholes Have a weekend!

“White House Clown”

October 2nd, 2014

By now you have all heard about the idiot who jumped the White House fence. Omar Gonzalez had a knife and (Run Omar Run) he “bum rushed” the White House. But HOW did he do it? Well someone, an “usher” put the crash box on mute A crash box is a security device that alerts […]

Papa Bear’s Poopy Pants…

October 1st, 2014

It seems Bill O’Reilly doesn’t know he’s the joke You know when you tell a joke, it’s true, and the (“I haz idea!”) target swings back? Yes, it proves the joke’s true If it didn’t hit the mark, no response. But ol Billy thinks “hiring a mercenary army” to handle ISIS or the “right wing […]

Holder Your Fire & Insane Cop

September 30th, 2014

Eric Holder is “stepping down” from his job as Attorney General. He already stated he would by the end of 2014 (Work to still do) so this wasn’t news. But until they pick a ‘successor’, he will still be our AG. This, angers white racists. Just look at the internet hiding behind their hoods. So […]

Anachary USA, & VomiCon…

September 29th, 2014

The Republican Clown Car rolls along Zig-zagging all over the road, destroying everything in it’s path (Send in the clowns!) The latest bigass, is Dr “Uncle Ruckus” Ben Carson A black Republican today is like a Jewish Nazi or a “gay” Republican. You are standing with the people who hate your guts, yell it daily […]

“Latte” Lapdog Losers Lost…

September 25th, 2014

The modern Republican party today has no valid policy to offer 90% of Americans. In fact they will avoid “policy” so (Holy Fuck!!!) much, you get batshitcrazy stuff like: “Obama saluted with a Latte in his hand” *Cue fake outrage* What they are ALL saying is “We hate you because you’re fucking black”. Even Clinton […]

The Toupeed Talking Turd…

September 24th, 2014

Mr. Trump is like the gift that keeps on giving & yet it is so clueless, it doesn’t know that it’s giving more (Keep talking idiot) He was trying to, “help” Kentucky republican Mitch McConnell by stumping for him on FOX, and failed: “If I were in Kentucky I can tell you, with all of […]

Scotland Stays, Republican Racism

September 23rd, 2014

Nobody puts Scotland in the corner. The UK basically just “Swayzed them” back. Scotland voted, to stay with the UK (“Swayzed”) Nice! They could have declared independence. But then u have to come up with new currency, political systems, and soooooooooooooo much more. Hell, they’d have to change King Arthur’s Seat to, “Haggis Hill”. Think, […]

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